I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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