Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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