Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
