My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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