So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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