How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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