Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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