so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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