nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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