I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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