Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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