I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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