That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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