This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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