So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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