I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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