Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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