I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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