i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I lost the right to judge tonight
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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