she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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