Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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