let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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