Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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