please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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