but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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