i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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