I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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