loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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