Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
True college students do jello shots in the library
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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