Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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