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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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