he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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