We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
third nipple confirmed
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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