Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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