All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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