1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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