I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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