you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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