How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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