I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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