Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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