So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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