East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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