I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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