If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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