I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?