i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.