never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.