Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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