We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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