Can Purell be used as lube?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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