its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We left the knife in your bed.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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