Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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