Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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