Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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