Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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