you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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