Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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