But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.