I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult